australiarrrrr council falls to pirates

[adelaidesean]

I for one welcome the Australia Council's new piratical overlords.

Comments

[nyssa-p.livejournal.com]

LoL! You saw it too :D

Now I'll have to find some wench wear....

[seanwilliams.livejournal.com]

So awesome. Talk Like A Pirate Day has come early this year.

[nyssa-p.livejournal.com]

WOOT! Let's have a party!

Err...I mean

Harhar! WE shoulda be avin' a parrrrrrteh! Bring on yon wenches!

[seanwilliams.livejournal.com]

Yeeharrr! I'll bring the grog.

[nyssa-p.livejournal.com]

An' I ave the....

Hrm how does one put 'nintendo wii' into pirate speak? :P

[seanwilliams.livejournal.com]

You have me there.

Is there a pirate game on the Wii? I'd get one if it meant I could swing a cutlass about.

[nyssa-p.livejournal.com]

Not yet, but I'm sure you know of the Light Saber extensions for the remote control to play the Force Unleashed ^_^ Or there's always bikini zombie slayers...I'm tempted to try it because it sounds just so bizzare!

[seanwilliams.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. The lightsaber option is very tempting! I almost bought an iPhone for that very reason.

"Bikini zombie slayers"--if it had pirates too, it'd be the perfect game.

[nyssa-p.livejournal.com]

What about cheerleaders? Bikini clad cheerleading pirate zombie slayers?

[seanwilliams.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

Robot cheerleaders?

[nyssa-p.livejournal.com]

Nymphomaniac robot bikini cheerleader pirate zombie slayers!

[seanwilliams.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! The game practically writes itself.

[nyssa-p.livejournal.com]

I'll do the quests, you do the story.

Go kill ten zombies
Steal twenty wallets from zombie corpses
Tame zombie as a minion
Teach zombie to make cocktails
Have a volleyball party with zombies.

[seanwilliams.livejournal.com]

Story?

:-)

[nyssa-p.livejournal.com]

Or tenuous thread of plot? :P

[murasaki-1966.livejournal.com]

That would make for an interesting funding model: kidnap the appropriate minister and hold them for ransom.

[seanwilliams.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. A bit of keelhauling would do Garrett the world of good.

[stephen-dedman.livejournal.com]

Me too, especially if they agree to parlay!

[seanwilliams.livejournal.com]

Ninth in Black Bart's articles stated:

"Every man who shall become a cripple or lose a limb in the service shall have 800 pieces of eight from the common stock and for lesser hurts proportionately."

Much more generous than anything the Australia Council has ever offered us, so yes, I'm hopeful. :-)

[murasaki-1966.livejournal.com]

A French word, from the French....as Captain Jack would say.

Just make them hand over the booty. They can keep the evil monkey.