adelaidesean: (movember - wolfman)
Movember looming reminds me of something Rob Stephenson recently quipped. He gave me his permission to post it here.

I'd complained to the enfant terrible of Aussie SF about needing an extra two months a year to get everything done, and he'd agreed. To my surprise, he'd already named them.

Starch, he said, was "for the stiff time of year", and Exember for when you needed to escape from it all.

I'm not sure how to define stiffness in this context, but I do know what he means. I love the names, and demand that they be incorporated into the calendar as soon as possible.

This led me on a brief search to learn more about alternate month-named systems, and I was intrigued to discover almost immediately that January used to be "Wulf-Monath" in Old English, or the "Month of Wolves".

November was "Blood Month", which is even cooler. Less poetic are "Sprout Month" (February), "Noisy Month" (March), and "Weed Month" (August) but I can see the appeal.

Best of all was October, the month we're in right now, which used to be known as "Wine Month".

Hurrah!

Does anyone have any other suggestions for alternate or additional month names? My research powers are exhausted for the moment, but my curiosity remains untapped.

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Listening to: Tetsu Inoue - Symphony H2O
adelaidesean: (Movember 2)
Here, to demonstrate my obsessiveness (and for the benefit of future linkage), is an index of all my Movember haiku--or "hairku" as they will henceforth be known (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] newroticgirl, for that most excellent neologism).

Day 1: Not Caturday. Movembr! (photo)
Day 2: Oh noes! Invisible mo!
Day 3: imaginary conversations with the mirror #1
Day 4: i blame my grandfather (photo)
Day 5: a moment of cynicism
Day 6: progress of a sort (photo)
Day 7: karma
Day 8: for Sir Tessa (photo)
Day 9: a mo by any other name...still itches
Day 10: grey day (photo)
Day 11: a close shave (Remembrance Day)
Day 12: a mo by any other name #2
Day 13: lurking in the foliage (photo)
Day 14: think of the karma
Day 15: International Day of the Imprisoned Writer
Day 16: International Day for Tolerance (for people with bad facial hair) (photo)
Day 17: bite me
Day 18: imaginary conversations with the mirror #2 (renga)
Day 19: normal service will soon resume (haiku duel with Tim Sinclair)
Day 20: Universal Children's Day
Day 21: old mcdonald had a mo (photo)
Day 22: tachetropolis (space opera haiku) (photo)
Day 23: a plethora of porn stars
Day 24: I haz a vote. A vote, I haz it.
Day 25: International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women
Day 26: Nature, Inc.
Day 27: a plethora of follicles
Day 28: Mustash haz flavr. (lolphoto)
Day 29: International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People
Day 30: on the last day of movember... (photo)


As noted in the comments, it was surprisingly difficult to find inspiration every day in such an uninspiring patch of fur. Thanks to those who encouraged, educated or challenged me on the way. I'm going to miss the morning ritual, even if I'm glad the mo has finally gone. (Yes, not even Zappa Plays Zappa tonight could keep the clippers away...)
adelaidesean: (Movember 3)
Thanks to everyone for supporting me through the month of Movember. You've been very generous, and very patient with all the extra-follicular activities.

My sponsors donated $1499 out of over $10 million in Australia alone, which is an amazing achievement and a big step forward for men's health.

Alas, I fear my efforts at haiku probably weren't such a big advance for poetry, but I had fun with it, and it certainly made for having an itchy upper lip.

Wonderful work, dear friends. Kudos!
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spare a thought for this
upper lip caterpillar
sadly endangered

Mo below the cut. )
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Hairiness isn't
quite the same as godliness--
unless you're Jesus*.

* Who was born in what we call, today, Palestine, and is listed as a "notable past resident" on Wikipedia.**

** Assuming he ever existed, of course.
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My grassy grin says
More clearly than anything:
The end is near LOL

LOLmo below the cut. )
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Mexican bandits
have cornered the mo market.
Bigote bigots!
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whirring cicadas
electrical, uncaring
(of me and my mo)
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"KO yo' ho's mo!"
You'd better be joking, bro.
It isn't on, no.
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Ah, the double-edged
razor of democracy.
(This time, please, this time...)
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the movember ball:
celebration of goodwill
and fuzzy faces
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my space opera mo
sans AI or nanotech:
black holes are hairy

Vectorized mo below the cut. )
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With an itch-itch here
and a scratch-scratch there...eeyai!
Roll on, December.

Mo below the cut. )
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those bearded babies
in their secret orphanage:
we could use them now
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Yesterday renga.

Today legendary ex-Adelaide Samurai poet Tim Sinclair and I spar over the difficulty of finding seventeen syllables a day about my mo (as conducted via email between the 13th and 18th of Movember).

Where will it end?
(tim)
Five hundred and ten
tiny syllables, mister!
A piece of wee wee!

(me)
Them's fightin' words:
duel by haiku commences!
At arms, wordslingers.

(tim)
En Garde, Williams-san!
Haijin swarm the castle walls,
fisticuffs are drawn....

(me)
Have at you, blackguard!
Marquess of Queensbury rules
I presume, old boy?

(tim)
Fair play? Decency?
Etiquette? Morality?
Wakarimasen!

(me)
honour in combat:
fleeting as one drop of dew,
one cup of sake

(tim)
You have killed me dead.
Unexpected artiness
knocked my socks right off...

(me)
sugar on my tongue
taste soon becomes aftertaste
victory is sweet
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"Hello, face fungus.
Where does 'me' end, exactly,
and the mo begin?"

"I tickle your sense of self.
I prickle therefore I am."

(I hope you'll allow me one renga, given today's existential topic!)

bite me

Nov. 17th, 2007 09:50 am
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hypertrichosis
a curse for some, but for me
quite the opposite
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Be kind to those less
fortunate than Burt Reynolds.
And give them money.

Mo below the cut. )
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far from the front line
I stand shoulder to shoulder
with half a moustache

(Click here for my (serious) speech on the subject.)
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All those sad prostates
thank you for your donations.
Almost halfway! (Whew.)

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