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[adelaidesean]

With an itch-itch hereand a scratch-scratch there...eeyai!Roll on, December.

Add to the itchiness my being compared to Alf Garnett last night, and you'll understand why I'm feeling pretty down about the whole process today. :-)

Comments

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

I do indeed, my good fellow. A manservant would suit me quite nicely too!

[jonathanstrahan.livejournal.com]

Will the facial foliage survive Movember, or is it merely temporary?

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

Survive? Dear god no. Amanda wouldn't let me, even if I was keen!

It will get a temporary reprieve for the Zappa Plays Zappa gig early December, but after that it's either off or turned into a goatee. Most likely the former.

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's so cool! You actually look mean!

A little bit of fuzz and suddenly you've got a massive don't-mess-with-me 'tude happening.

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

Do you think it'd make a better author photo than my usual warm and fuzzy image?

"Buy me books or I'll tear your friggin' head off!"

I normally relied on Shane to deliver that very important message. :-)

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Next mo' shot, go the super-serious hardcore author shot, see how it looks :) You've got the streamlines prison mean going on, bit of hair to show you're a man, but nothing anyone can get a grip on in a fight.

The new author blurb can be a short one - Sean Williams has lead a life that is nothing like yours, and so he writes about whatever the hell he feels like, because he can.

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

Sean Williams will eat your babies. That's right. He sure will. And he's on his way over now. What're you going to do about it? Buy one of his books, of course!

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Dude, you look like my bald brother!

I got the hair, you got the talent! :D

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

Let's make lots of money. Hurrah!

[murasaki-1966.livejournal.com]

I think you look more like Ben Kingsley. Who is a favourite actor of mine.

A goatee might look pretty cool, but might prove to be too hot for summer.

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

Ben Kingsley is a much happier comparison. Thank you.

And yes, the heat and I are not friends. Maybe I'll grow a goatee for winter instead.

[murasaki-1966.livejournal.com]

A goatee would keep your chin warm in winter.

The heat and I are not friends either. The only good thing about summer is that it is a good excuse to go swimming.

You remind me of...?

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmm... yet with my first quick glance, I was thinking "Ghandi?"...

Cheers,
Mil.

Re: You remind me of...?

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

What? No resemblance at all! :-)

Re: You remind me of...?

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

I'll throw in another vote for Gandhi, with a reserve option for serial killer. You've very versatile.

Re: You remind me of...?

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

Just like Ben Kingsley. :-)

Re: You remind me of...?

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Next masquerade! Or next time you're DJ-ing one! So cool to see Psycho-Ghandi spinning tracks!

Re: You remind me of...?

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

The play-list would be something to hear!

(There can't be many vegetarian serial killers out there, now I think about it. Maybe they only eat vegetarians.)

Re: You remind me of...?

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Maybe they are radical vegans that believe they are doing the planet a favour by wiping out the filthy humans that prey on animals. Maybe they only go for the heads of big farming and meat companies. Imagine the heads of the Japanese 'research' groups getting hunted down and given the same treatment as whales.

If this idea ends up in a novel, I want a dedication :P