I haz a vote. A vote, I haz it.

Ah, the double-edgedrazor of democracy.(This time, please, this time...)

my life of villainy begins now

Below the cut is an excellent picture of me as a super-villain, as drawn by my super-stepson Finn, aged 8:

( Grrrr! )

Four things to note:
(1) My super-villain name "Sword Wielder" derives from the initials of my real name.
(2) The mask completely hides my mo.
(3) The beam from my ray-gun is shooting the underside of the R, prompting a scream visible in the exclamation point-cum-speech bubble.
(4) Finn doesn't actually think I'm a villain.