my life of villainy begins now

[adelaidesean]

Below the cut is an excellent picture of me as a super-villain, as drawn by my super-stepson Finn, aged 8:



Four things to note:
(1) My super-villain name "Sword Wielder" derives from the initials of my real name.
(2) The mask completely hides my mo.
(3) The beam from my ray-gun is shooting the underside of the R, prompting a scream visible in the exclamation point-cum-speech bubble.
(4) Finn doesn't actually think I'm a villain.

Comments

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

Can't wait for the action figure :-)

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

I would insist on it being anatomically correct. :-)

[maelorin]

might that not preclude it from sale to children ... oh, i get it ...

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

You didn't think those muscles were real, did you? :-)

[maelorin]

not since i found the stuff you can use to spray them on with! LOL

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

I think I need some of that. :-)

Strongbad?

[millisynth.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... why am I suddenly thinking that the evil villain 'Sword Wielder' is Strongbad's archenemy?

Re: Strongbad?

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

More than just my archenemy. He is my father. :-)

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

Would that then explain the "Sword Wielder" name?

*blushes, ducks, and runs*

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

I was almost "Sword Wiener", so that's even more appropriate than you thought. :-)

[maelorin]

"(4) Finn doesn't actually think I'm a villain."

so your secret identity is still safe? :p

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! Not any more. :-)

[gloripebbles.livejournal.com]

Are those arms a result of your outpouring of words into the machine????

[ladnews.livejournal.com]

I wish! :-)