nightmare muppets

I'm not sure about Boing Boing Gadget's Infomerica Infomercia spoof, but I do love this take on muppets:

"Infomercia has long bred these genetically mutated chimpanzees, first as passive, cackling tickle sponges, and now — in their third, in-bred generation — as prancing, joke-telling, hugging nightmare gobins with thyroidically bulging eyes.

"Elmo: your own little friend to crawl into your bed in the middle of the night and stand above you, silently staring and licking his lips!"

I may never sleep again.