Secret handshake, anyone?

[adelaidesean]

I've been invited to join the Golden Key International Honour Society based on my "commitment to higher education and...outstanding work as an author". I'd never heard of this mob until receiving the letter, so I've been asking around my academic friends to see what the feeling is. The feedback ranges from positive to sceptical, so I've decided to go ahead with it. I'm quite flattered to be invited, since my academic track record is pretty average (to change this year, fingers crossed). And anyway, after my previous associations with George Lucas, Rupert Murdoch and L. Ron Hubbard, I figure I have no soul left to steal. :-)

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Comments

[llbatt.livejournal.com]

Dear Mr Williams,

Your track record in humanitarian concerns has reached our ears, and given your past associations, we believe you would be the perfect spokesperson for our noble cause.

We would like to invite you to join the Adolph bin Satan Society as our number one ticket holder. We look forward to your response, and featuring your beautiful features upon all our future letterheads,

Yours,

Pol W. Amin
Society President-For-Life

[seanwilliams.livejournal.com]

:-) I'm not sure this is a face that *anyone* would want on their letterheads...