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A strange thing happened after my post last week regarding Eric Spitzangel's "Authors and their Assholes" series. I'm flattered to learn that I have an asshole of note, and in the spirit of sharing everything you can now see it here. (Not literally. All illustrations are purely figurative.)

This has been a confronting exercise for me. Not only can I not draw (except, as previously reported, when extremely stoned) but I'm also usually, and understandably, a little shy about revealing anything down there. Finding a way to break through both boundaries at once wasn't easy. I think it turned out all right.

Rest assured that this isn't some kind of perverse practical joke. It's a serious exercise, even if it's also intended to be funny and a little confrontational. Ventures like these challenge us to think about ourselves in new ways. While this particular one might not be for you, I'm sure it's worth spending at least a second or two pondering it. (How do you regard your asshole, figuratively or otherwise? If you don't, why not?)

It made a nice change from contemplating my navel, anyway.

Update: Black holes are God's assholes.

oh... Let's play Shiver me Timbers

Date: 2007-04-24 02:22 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
He ho Lad, when I first saw your post, to quote Mr Allen, I needed a valium the size of a Hockey puck, but then I saw you'd just been nerdy and prim again, which was a huge relief. HUGE. I used to live with you so I know you do this wonderfully well. Thank god for those glorious aspects of you or my day would have been shattered. And possibly my specs too.
Nice thinking.
kbx

Re: oh... Let's play Shiver me Timbers

Date: 2007-04-24 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladnews.livejournal.com
Thanks, KB.

I'm ashamed to admit that I had to look up the valium reference.

( * )

Date: 2007-04-24 04:43 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
stop arseing about and get on with the next book!
S x

Re: ( * )

Date: 2007-04-24 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladnews.livejournal.com
Yassuh!

(I really wish I'd thought of that subject line first.)

*-holes

Date: 2007-04-25 12:33 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I could point out that only Americans have assholes, but then I'd just be being an arsehole. So I won't.

Re: *-holes

Date: 2007-04-25 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladnews.livejournal.com
Whew. :-)

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